Music

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Cassette Electrik are bastards (and other news).

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You wait for months for anything newsworthy to happen with your beepy electro band and then two crop at once. Honestly. It's like busses. The relevant posts:



I guess that's the closest thing to a release I've done in AGES. Must work in that...

Friday, 12 June 2009

Looptron EP for free - pass it on.

Just a quickie - decided that charging for the MP3s for Obsolete Before You Start was a bit weird which is probably why almost no-one bought 'em that way (funny how the universe works - actually sold more downloads on iTunes!) so you can now download the whole thing for FREE. When the London to Brighton ride (sponsor us!) is over I'll get right on finishing the new stuff.

Meanwhile - just clickety here for the beepy goodness!

Tell your friends! Nowt like eine kleine electromuzik to make your Friday afternoon slide by smoothly...

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Ouch.

All sore and swollen and lumpy and freshly bloodied. Ew. And also ew.Oh noes! I went and got the old Slide Pheromone logo tattooed on me back on Friday night! And I'd only had a couple of beers too! Me mum's gonna fookin' kill me.... ;-)

Actually, I've been thinking about getting this done for years... I've been knocking round in bands with Des, Oli and Tris (and at the time Ed, Lisa and Milly) since I started uni (which was the 1993/4 academic year) and it seems that sixteen years later we're still finding excuses to hang out and occasionally attempt music, be it in Moeker (which evolved from a later variant of Slide Pheromone that had Martin and Sarah) or various folks being recruited by Oli as Cassette Electrik's backing band, or Sarah guesting on Looptron stuff. As well as that, the little dominos style icon was originally done for SP:TNG several years back by a Timmay! at a point where he, me and Sarah were all working for a slightly rubbish web agency where we made some very good friends, drank rather excessively and enjoyed the dotcom crash together. :-)

So, it's a reminder of good times with fantastic people over the last 16-odd years of my life. And like most reminders I leave for myself I've cunningly put it somewhere I can never actually see it.

Which, I suppose, doesn't exactly excuse my going out and randomly getting a tattoo on a Friday evening, but at least it's not completely meaningless, eh? Plus it opens the way for that half-sleeve Japanese woodcut style samurai tattoo I always wanted...

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Plans.

sp.jpgWent out with some of my very favouritest people in the universe last night and over a meal and few bottles of wine a plan was discussed.

I don't think I've been this excited about a plan for a while.

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Bebot.

robot.pngThis is officially my second favourite iPhone application EVAR (after Fieldrunners). If you have an iPhone or iPod touch, enjoy synthesisers / beepy noises and are partial to singing robots this could very well be the best 119 pence you've ever spent.

Bebot [iTunes link]

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Baum.

Oomingmakgui Sat down last night to do some actual musical type recording (because the number of random demos kicking around is getting stupid and a few of 'em have a coherent thread that might be worth, you know, finishing... maybe even a new Looptron record) so I fired up the trusty old MacBook pro. Then, a million years, an Ableton upgrade, a couple of NI upgrades, a few months worth of Mac OS X security updates and no recording later it was time to go to bed.

On the bright side, my upgrade frenzy did take me back to the Expert Sleepers site (who seem to specialise in cheap but awesome plugins - my favourite kind!) to get the latest Augustus Loop tape delay thingy (which is basically what runs the Looptron live rig) and pick up their newly released Oomingmak plugin. It's a strange beast - it takes an audio input (say, fersinstance, a guitar), figures out the pitch and supplements/replaces it with varying types of analogue-esque synthesis. With filters and envelopes and everything. Lots and lots of fun, and it tracks insanely well. Very nearly managed to get the "I Want To Break Free" guitar solo noise out of it :-) And you can make such lovely digital noises with it if you starve it of input. Ooooo, and had lots of fun singing through it too... you can get some nice early Goldfrapp-esque type effects if you blend it in behind the vocals. (Although, obviously about two octaves lower and with dodgy pitch in my case.) For twenty quid it's well worth a punt, I reckon.

However, playing with said new toy kept me up waaaay past my bedtime. Expert sleepers, my arse.

Days without incident: 35. No, 36. Plus I've just realised Lent is actually more like 46 days because they don't count f**cking Sundays. I could cry.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Da money.

cow2.jpgAs a penniless musician myself (a lifestyle I support by being a rich and famous rock'n'roll computer programmer) this is IMHO the best quote ever regarding the music sales model in the New Interweb Order:

"This is the thing about the new landscape that drives everyone crazy: you can’t see inside the cow; you can only build one, feed it music, and wait for it to poop."

Thank you, Jonathan Coulton. (Clickety on the link for the full post - definitely worth a read.)

Days without incident: 31

Thursday, 12 March 2009

Dirty, funny words set to music.

bellybandflyer.jpgDays without incident: 17 (despite people taunting me)

As I'm sure all of you are aware this Friday is Comic Relief's Red Nose Day money raising thingy. Well, the little brother (scum that he is) has been recruited the local press DAHN SOUFF to write a song for the occasion. And then they got lots of bands, also from DAHN SOUFF to recorderize it on to some sort of magnetic medium, possibly cheese with iron filings in it cos they're a bit backwards on the coast. (It's sort of like Band Aid for the mentally incompetent.)

Well, I've heard it. You know what? It's blummin' marvellous. And funny. And probably mildly offensive. And it smells slightly of cheese.

Anyway, the whole point is to raise money for all the good things that Comic Relief do and the tune in question will be on sale tomorrow, with all proceeds to the cause. I wholly expect you to purchase it. I shall be buying 5. Perhaps 6. Plus, if you find yourself DAHN SOUFF there's also a gig on tomorrow featuring the culprits and their many and varied accomplices. All details for this stuff can be found in the following places:

Grant's updates are here: clickety

You can join The Funny Money Belly Band Myspace here: clickety

You can join the facebook group here: clickety

Do it. Do it now.

Wednesday, 24 December 2008

T'was the night before Jesusday.

Recorded on this very instrument too! So, so, so many things I meant to achieve since I stopped working, all of which haven't happened and are about to be put aside anyway in order that I can feed myself to the point I can't move anymore. Never managed to finish the Looptron Xmas single so I present this little trauma ditty from around 8 years ago when I was trying to figure out how many tracks the computer would record before is exploded. (Answer: fifteen and a half) Apart from the orchestral swell at either end and some rubbish drums I found on a CD it's all guitar. Rubbish guitar:

Download The Magic Roundabout Theme [Looptron's Brian-May-Would-Be-Proud-Of-Me Mix] (just for Marty)

Happy Christmas, everyone. Hope you and yours have a peaceful one. See you on the other side.

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